Grand Circus Clearance Sale! We guarantee great deals on weared acrobats! Buy a moth-eaten clown, get a Lipizzaner plume for free! Cheap one-armed jugglers make an effective decoration for your home circus ring. We offer Bengal tiger stripes, leftover uneaten fires, rusty throwing knives, and one surviving hat of the two-headed lady Nina Braselli.
Enter our spectacular striped bazaar. Our stock includes rare circus acts and collectible curiosities of every age and value. The shelves groan under the weight of dusty acrobats, forgotten performers, patched-up tumblers, sad clowns, and ragged little figures. All carefully stored, all waiting to be unpacked!
Our sales imaginary is looking forward to welcome people of every age, title, and social exclusion.
